Mr. Creepyhands

Ken AshfordBush & Co.1 Comment

"A mysterious change seems to come over Americans when they go to a foreign land. They isolate themselves socially. They live pretentiously. They’re loud and ostentatious. Perhaps they’re frightened and defensive, or maybe they’re not properly trained and make mistakes out of ignorance." — The Ugly American, William Lederer & Eugene Burdick I’m going to go with "not properly trained". … Read More

Caught On Tape

Ken AshfordBush & Co.2 Comments

What an embarassment. Here’s your President, caught unaware that he was miked, talking to some world leaders.  First, chomping with his mouth full on a dinner roll, he responds to Blair’s proposition about sending international peacekeepers to quell the situation in Israel and Lebanon: "See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah … Read More

Birthdays

Ken AshfordRepublicans1 Comment

Celebrating his 60th birthday, the President of the United States: George Bush. Celebrating their 14th birthday, the Mary-Kate and Ashley of the neo-Nazi movement: Prussian Blue. [Okay, the girls’ birthday was last week, but they blogged about it today]

The Plamegate Bombshell

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The National Journal reports that Bush himself told Cheney to leak classified information in order to discredit Joseph Wilson. More on this later, I’m sure… but it’s hard for this Administration to get all blustery when newspapers supposedly leak classified information.

My Internet Is Broken — Is Yours?

Ken AshfordCongressLeave a Comment

If senators don’t know what they’re talking about, they shouldn’t be talking at all. Here’s Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK) talking about the Net Neutrality bill, and why he opposes it: I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? No, it … Read More

Hamdan Perspectives

Ken AshfordBush & Co., Supreme Court, War on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

What Hamdan means — and doesn’t mean: There’s plenty of good analysis at OrinKerr.com and of course SCOTUSBlog. Orin Kerr also cites an interesting New Yorker piece about David Addington, Bush’s "legal mind behind the war on terror"  It’s pretty clear from the Hamdan decision that Addington, among others, were simply barking up the wrong tree.  The article quotes an … Read More

The “American Values” Agenda

Ken AshfordCongress, Republicans, Sex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

Here’s the "American Values" Agenda being pushed by the GOP (from the website of Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert (R-IL)): Pledge Protection Act (HR 2389; Akin)Summary: Protects the Pledge of Allegiance from attacks by activist federal judges seeking to rule it unconstitutional. Freedom to Display the American Flag Act (HR 42; Bartlett)Summary: Ensures an individual has the right to … Read More

SCOTUS News

Ken AshfordCampaign Finance Reform, Courts/Law, Crime, Environment & Global Warming & Energy, Supreme Court, War on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

Lot of things coming from the Supreme Court today.  I’ll combine it all here: (1)  In Hudson v. Michigan, a recent controversial decision involving the "knock & announce" tactics of police raids, Scalia apparently "twisted the words" of an eminent criminolgist to reach his conclusion.  The criminiologist complains here. (2)  SCOTUS announced today that it will hear a case about … Read More

The Power Of The Blogosphere

Ken AshfordDemocratsLeave a Comment

I hate — really hate — the self-congratulatory aspect of the political blogosphere, where bloggers hoist themselves on their own petard thinking that, collectively, they can change the course of politics and, by extension, America. But Markos Moulitsas Zuniga, the proprietor of the most popular liberal blog Daily Kos, seems to really be making a difference, and has set himself … Read More

The Strange Crash Of Gary Dodds

Ken AshfordDemocrats1 Comment

You need to read this story to believe it. Although, nobody’s sure what to believe. It involves NH congressional candidate Gary Dodds, a Democrat, who disappeared for 27 hours in April.  His car was found in a crash with a guardrail, and Dodds himself was found a mile away a day later.  His "story" of what happened, where he was … Read More

Bush Defaces American Flag

Ken AshfordBush & Co.1 Comment

Here’s what the US Code says: TITLE 4 > CHAPTER 1 > § 8 § 8. Respect for flag (g) The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature. Here’s a picture of Bush today, in Vienna Austria … Read More

Yet Another Republican Consultant Pedophile

Ken AshfordRepublicansLeave a Comment

It’s bizarre how many Republican activists are accused of things like this: EDINBURG — A young girl featured in a controversial television ad during the 2000 presidential campaign testified this week that the man who developed the commercial molested her for years and forced her to watch pornography and use sex toys. The girl, now 15, told jurors Carey Lee … Read More

Plot Synopses For Episodes Of A Gilligan’s Island Remake Starring Members of the Bush Administration

Ken AshfordBush & Co.1 Comment

From McSweeney’s Lists: Gilligan invades a neighboring island of cannibals. He mistakenly believes that Mary Ann and Ginger would be a sufficient force to secure the island, and Skipper erroneously claims they would be welcome as liberators. A hurricane hits the island. Gilligan does nothing to help, but tells Mrs. Howell, "Lovey, you’re doing a heck of a job." Skipper … Read More