The Gift Of the Mob-y

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The New York Times has a rather strange story of a gift given to a woman from her sister.  It was found on the beach 50 years ago, and is now a family heirloom. What is it? Nobody’s sure, but it appears to be petrified whale vomit. Before you say "ugh", the article points out that if it is whale … Read More

Name That Tune

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Got a tune stuck in your head, but can’t identify it? Go to this site, hum 15 seconds (you’ll need a microphone hooked up to your computer), and it’ll tell you the song. Of course, your results may vary depending on how well you hum.  Still, it’s a cool idea.

Best Ways To Chill A Warm Can Of Soda

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(1)  Put in freezer:  20-25 minutes (2)  Put in bucket of ice: 10-12 minutes (3)  Put in bucket of ice and water:  4-6 minutes (4)  Put in bucket of ice and water and salt:  just over 2 minutes (5)  Put in bucket of ice and water and salt, while rolling can around:  Less than two minutes (6)  Fastest way possible: … Read More

Weird And Weirder

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WEIRD CNN — Worldest Tallest Man Saves Dolphins: The long arms of the world’s tallest man reached in and saved two dolphins by pulling out plastic from their stomachs, state media and an aquarium official said Thursday. The dolphins got sick after nibbling on plastic from the edge of their pool at an aquarium in Liaoning province. Attempts to use … Read More

Friday iPod Random Ten

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Haven’t done this in a while: One Tin Soldier – Coven Who Are You – The Who I Never Loved You Anyway – The Corrs How do You Do – Mouth & MacNeal Bolero – Ravel Infatuation – Rod Stewart Sleepwalker – Johnny & Santo Big Science – Laurie Anderson Purple Rain – Tori Amos If I Ever Lose My … Read More

Russell Buchanan, Dead at 106

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No, you don’t know him either. But consider this: he lived through the entire 20th century, saw 19 U.S. Presidents, served in both WWI and WWII, and celebrated all six Red Sox championships. How many people around today can claim that?

Jokes Made By Robots, For Robots

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McSweeney’s Lists: A rabbi, an Arab, a robot, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar. Only the robot exits. A robot walks into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks him if he’d like anything. The robot replies, "A soul." How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?You don’t. "Waiter! Waiter! What’s this robot doing … Read More

News Stories I Like To Read

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Americans: 60’s are the new middle age Story Highlights • 60 percent of Americans surveyed believe their 60’s are the new middle age• Globally, three out of five consumers surveyed believed the 40’s are the new 30’s

Godfather Sold Separately

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Love this warning which appears at this website, which is selling a FurReal Friends Butterscotch Pony (pictured right).  The product carries the following warning: Adults take note: Pony comes unassembled in box with head detatched. You may wish to not open the box around your children if they may be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse inside. Noted.