I don't know why this cracks me up, but it does:
“Duh” Research Of The Day: Men become Tongue-Tied Goofs In the Presence of Attractive Women
Yes, it's true. When around attractive women, we men "temporarily absorb most of our cognitive resources", which is a polite way of saying we become stammering idiots. Now there's research to back it up.
Bloody Sock To Replace Liberal Lion?
Just because he's got he had a decent split-finger fastball doesn't mean he'll be a good political leader: Can a Republican fill Ted Kennedy's Senate seat in Massachusetts? Among the list of possible GOP candidates is Curt Schilling. The former right-handed starting pitcher for the Boston Red Sox is not ruling out a possible run. "I've got a lot on … Read More
“Any Rebroadcast, Retransmission, or Account of this Game, without the Express Written Consent of Major League Baseball, is Prohibited.”
A blogger wanted to tell his friend Tyler about the Diamondbacks-Astros game (on August 23), so, aware of the warnings, he decided to call MLB: The next morning I shot off an e-mail to MLB with my request and heard back within hours from Valerie Vieira, from the business development department in MLB Advanced Media. She asked me to call her. I … Read More
The Shoot
I didn't know what was going on. I knew I had been cast in a very small part in "Hellphone", being shot in Madison, NC. My original part was one line, spoken into a phone, and then I die. But a scheduling conflict preventing that from happening. But they put into another part. I just had no idea what part, … Read More
Cute Maltese Puppies
I'm told my blog has been making people cry, what with references to dead babies and all. So I'm bringing in some puppies to cheer things up…
Creepy Post Mortem Photos From The Victorian Age
The people in the Victorian age seemed to like post-mortem photos. I'm not quite sure what the appeal was. Take this, for example: Someone actually thought it would be fitting to have this girl pose with her dead brother. I don't know — seems rather traumatizing to me. Typically, a post-mortem photograph depicted the dead person in a peaceful state … Read More
Nation Panicked By Ominous Music
Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into Panic The chyrons are the best….
Listen Folks, If You Are Going To Use Facebook, Learn The Difference Between Wall Posts And Email
Learn from Tracy: BTW, Tracy… aren't you engaged?
How The Internet Sees You
I don't quite understand this: Personas is a component of the Metropath(ologies) exhibit, currently on display at the MIT Museum by the Sociable Media Group from the MIT Media Lab. It uses sophisticated natural language processing and the Internet to create a data portrait of one's aggregated online identity. In short, Personas shows you how the Internet sees you. … Read More
“Total Eclipse Of The Heart” Flow Chart
In case you get confused… Click on it to embiggen. And don't forget the literal video version….
I Want A Pony
But not just any pony. I want one of those minature ponies. But not just any minature pony, but a "special" minature pony that was born with a dwarfism birth defect. Put bluntly, I want Koda.
If You’re Going To “Friend” Your Boss On Facebook….
… then you probably better watch what you write: [Source]