Shorter Townhall Columnists

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Shorter David Strom:  "OMIGOD!!1!!  Government of Minnesota is going to the Arctic!!!1!!" Shorter Burt Prelutsky: "The Nobel Peace Prize would be much more relevant if they gave it to people who waged war." Shorter David Limbaugh:  "Hillary is not indecisive; she’s inconsistent.  Oh, and a man, too.  Zing!!" Shorter Lorie Byrd: "I haven’t quite been able to connect the whole … Read More

Yet This Is The Harangue

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I’m warming up to the writings of Pastor Swank.  First of all, he’s prolific.  Second of all, he butchers the English language like no other Renew America columnist (except for, of course, Kaye Grogan). Take, for example, the opening graf in yesterday’s column: It is stupid for supposedly intelligent persons so flippantly to blame parents of children who murder or … Read More

Dumbass Quote Of The Week

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/Idiocy2 Comments

In case you haven’t heard, J.K. Rowling made a bit of news last week at a book signing: In front of a full house of hardcore Potter fans at Carnegie Hall in New York, Rowling, sitting on the stage on a red velvet and carved wood throne, read from her seventh and final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," … Read More

Yes, Even More On The Frosts

Ken AshfordHealth Care, Right Wing Punditry/Idiocy2 Comments

The attacks are still going strong from Michelle Malkin. Here’s what she wrote today: Mark Steyn, presumably taking his marching orders from Mitch McConnell (snort-snort), hits the nail on the head once again: Mr Frost works “intermittently”. The unemployment rate in the Baltimore metropolitan area is four-percent. Perhaps he chooses to work “intermittently,” just as he chooses to send his … Read More

More On The Frost Attacks

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From Sadly No: I will stop blogging about this eventually, but Right Wingnutistan’s latest foray into unabashed insanity has even me stunned. Big Daddy Ezra K writes: Something has really gone wrong on the Right. Become sick and twisted and tumorous and ugly. To visit Michelle Malkin’s cave is to see politics at its most savage, its most ferocious, its … Read More

Right Wing Bloggers Attack 12 Year Old Kid

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It all began when the Democrats tapped a 12 year old kid, Graeme Frost, to speak on the Democrat weekly address.  Bush had just vetoed SCHIP, the bi-partisan bill designed to deliver funding for the State Children’s Health Insurance Program.  Graeme was a beneficiary of SCHIP, having suffered severe injuries (along with his sister) in a car accident several years … Read More

Bro To The Defense

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David Limbaugh comes to defend his brother, Rush.  Unfortunately, I can’t get past the first sentence: My brother Rush has nothing for which to apologize concerning the left’s maliciously manufactured "phony soldier" scandal. That sentence is one whose meaning of which I have yet to grasp.

The Impossible-To-Spin Zone

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Tony Blankley gives "spin" the college try: The GOP is now less trusted than the Democrats on every issue except terrorism — and even on that issue, they are a point or two down. So… ummmm …that means …let’s see …the GOP is less trusted than the Democrats on every issue, period.  Right? Eleanor Clift must be laughing her ass … Read More

Nathan Tabor Not On Board With SCHIP

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Let’s dive in, shall we?  Starting with Nathan Tabor’s title… Massive expansion of SCHIP: A move toward socialism Ooooh.  "Socialism".  That scare word the right hasn’t let go of since McCarthy.  Bugga-bugga-bugga!  I venture to guess that most self-proclaimed rank-and-file conservatives don’t even know what "socialism" even is.  But they know it’s baaaad, because they keep hearing about it in … Read More