Prayers Answered?

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Me, yesterday, on the subject of the announcement of the casting of "High School Musical 3" Oh, Please God.  Make Them Stop. News, today: Zac Efron has emergency appendectomy I’m going to file this under "A Good Start"

Prediction

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Britney Spears will become born again, and change to gospel.  Her trademark song will be "Amazing Grace" and her newfound Christian audiences will go nuts whenever she sings "I once was lost, but now I’m found". You read it here first.

Mona Lisa, Men Have Named You

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The mystery of "Who was Mona Lisa?" has now been solved. Many art historians have speculated that Da Vinci’s model was Lisa Gherardini, the wife of a wealthy Florentine merchant named Francesco del Giocondo (which is why Europeans refer to the painting as "La Giaconda").  But that was just a guess. Recent notes from Leonardo himself have been uncovered and … Read More

Bill Gates’ Retirement

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Funny video of Bill Gates contemplating his retirement and what he’s going to do.  Cameos by Bono, Jon Stewart, Geroge Clooney and many others. Best part:  Bill Gates playing Guitar Hero and then calling Bono saying he’s ready to join U2.

Great Promo

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Fly Oceanic Air. I wouldn’t ruin it, by describing it…. P.S.  And follow the path, too. The original ad (not the one in the link above) is already airing on TV:

Britney Goes “Completely Psycho”

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Not a fan.  Never will be.  And I confess to taking my fair share of pot shots at her. But this is just plain sad: Britney Spears went “completely psycho” as she was rushed to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Thursday, a source tells Usmagazine.com. “They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics,” … Read More

Fact-Checkers Needed At The New York Times

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Hey, anyone who can work in information about musicals into an article about politics and history can’t be all bad.  But Bob Herbert needs a history lesson.  In his New York Time’s piece, he reminisces about the tumultuous year of 1968, which was (obviously) forty years ago: It seems impossible that 1968, the most incredible year of a most incredible … Read More

The Ten Most Anticipated Movies Of 2008

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And — with the possible exception of Cloverfield — there’s not a single one I’m the slightest bit interested in seeing. Meanwhile, they omitted this movie, which I am interested in seeing: By the way, I largely agree with Heather about Sweeney Todd, although I have to say that Helena Bonham Carter was atrocious.  I understand that she went a … Read More

“Don’t Tase Me Bro”

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That’s the catch phrase — the "Where’s The Beef" if you will — of 2007. The Phoenix has a list of other catch phrases of the year, and when/how to use them. Here’s the entry for the aforementioned DTMB: CATCH PHRASE “Don’t Tase me, bro!”ORIGINAL CONTEXT “By the time 2008 rolls around,” wrote our own Adam Reilly in September, “ … Read More

The Clampetts Of Hollywood Keep Spawning

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They got birth control in Lweezeena? UPDATE:  The news of Jamie-Lynn Spear’s pregnancy (at age 16) has caused Britney and Jamie-Lynn’s mother to postpone completion of her book on parenting.  I’ll type that again, just in case you missed it. The news of Jamie-Lynn Spear’s pregnancy (at age 16) has caused Britney and Jamie-Lynn’s mother to postpone completion of her … Read More