We Told You So (Again)

Ken AshfordIraqLeave a Comment

And yet again: The insurgency in Iraq continues to baffle the U.S. military and intelligence communities, and the U.S. occupation has become a potent recruiting tool for al Qaeda and other terrorist groups, top U.S. national security officials told Congress yesterday. "Islamic extremists are exploiting the Iraqi conflict to recruit new anti-U.S. jihadists," CIA Director Porter J. Goss told the … Read More

Bat Boy the Musical the Movie

Ken AshfordPopular Culture1 Comment

Word comes from our dear friend Miss Emily Mark — who apparently doesn’t have a website yet (*ahem!*) — that they are making Bat Boy into a movie.  She don’t lie.  We have a special affinity for that show. John Landis is slated to direct.  No word on casting yet.  But if you are out there Mr Landis, may I … Read More

Kill the Wabbit, kill the wabbit . . .

Ken AshfordCrimeLeave a Comment

Somebody asked me if this — a guy threatening to kill a bunny unless he receives $50,000 — is legal. It sounds like it oughta be illegal, doesn’t it? But I racked my legal brain and, off the top of my head, I couldn’t find any reason why it is against the law. Unless of course, he doesn’t meet his … Read More

Life Imitates Python

Ken AshfordRandom MusingsLeave a Comment

An indignant Israeli is suing a pet shop that he says sold him a dying parrot, reports the Ma’ariv newspaper. Itzik Simowitz of the southern city of Beersheba contends the shop cheated him because the Galerita-type cockatoo not only failed to utter a word when he got it home, but was also extremely ill. Mr. Simowitz adds that the shop … Read More

Democracy in Action

Ken AshfordElection 2004Leave a Comment

You know things are bad when election disputes have to be resolved by — literally — a coin toss. And you know things are really bad when they apparently can’t even do a coin toss correctly.

Recycled Nuclear Photos

Ken AshfordForeign AffairsLeave a Comment

This might be tough to follow. But here goes . . . Yesterday, an eagle-eyed blogger realized that CNN was using the same photo in two different stories. One story, from February 9, was about Iran‘s purported nuclear program; the other story, from February 12, was about North Korea‘s purported nuclear program. But . . . both stories carried the … Read More

NOW They Tell Me!

Ken AshfordIraq, RaceLeave a Comment

Last week, a dozen of the top American law journals announced their commitment to reducing the length of law review articles. (Source)  P.S. Speaking of academics, here’s a pretty good honors thesis.

More Iraqi Civilian Abuses

Ken AshfordIraqLeave a Comment

From MSNBC: There are new allegations that heavily armed private security contractors in Iraq are brutalizing Iraqi civilians. In an exclusive interview, four former security contractors told NBC News that they watched as innocent Iraqi civilians were fired upon, and one crushed by a truck. The contractors worked for an American company paid by U.S. taxpayers. The Army is looking … Read More

All Together Now . . . “WHAT Liberal Media?!?”

Ken AshfordRight Wing and Inept MediaLeave a Comment

Joe Conason raises a good, and retrospectively obvious, point in this column: If the mainstream media is "liberal" and loves stories about sex, then why isn’t it jumping all over the Gannon-as-male-prostitute story? Imagine the media explosion if a male escort had been discovered operating as a correspondent in the Clinton White House. Imagine that he was paid by an … Read More

Who Is This Man?

Ken AshfordPopular CultureLeave a Comment

This American won the Nobel Peace Prize and saved billions — not millions, but billions — of lives. Yet . . . …take a quick poll among your friends and see how many people can tell you who Norman Borlaug is and then see if the same people know who Ashlee Simpson is. Then come back and try to convince … Read More

Bush To Churches and the Poor: Fuck You!

Ken AshfordBush & Co., GodstuffLeave a Comment

Remember all those times when Bush was eager to show what a compassionate conservative he was? You know, with all his faith-based initiatives to help churches and others assist the poor and needy? Turns out it was . . . (imagine my surprise) . . . a bunch of PR bullshit. In fact, one guy says that the Bush White … Read More