Excerpts From Same-Sex Marriage Ruling

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

Here are excerpts from San Francisco Judge Richard Kramer’s ruling that California’s ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional: "It appears that no rational purpose exists for limiting marriage in this state to opposite-sex partners." "The state’s protracted denial of equal protection cannot be justified simply because such constitutional violation has become traditional." "One does not have to be married in … Read More

Support The Troops

Ken AshfordCorporate Greed, IraqLeave a Comment

From The Left Coaster: Did his duty – then lost his job Michael Warren, a native of Port Jefferson, L.I., is suing International Business Machines Corp. for firing him because since 9/11 he’s been called up too often by the Army Reserves. And IBM has HOW MANY Pentagon contracts?

Kaye Grogan Outdoes Herself

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

Kaye Grogan (pictured here) is just plain sassy and scary.  A regular columnist for Alan Keye’s Renew America website, her opinion pieces are routinely and savagely lampooned at World O’Crap and Sadly, No.  Although, to be frank, her opinion pieces hardly need any satirization — they are unintentionally hysterical to begin with. Take this recent column of Grogan’s on the … Read More

What I Heard About Iraq

Ken AshfordIraqLeave a Comment

Please read in its entirety.  It is by Eliot Weinberger, copied from here. What I Heard about Iraq In 1992, a year after the first Gulf War, I heard Dick Cheney, then secretary of defense, say that the US had been wise not to invade Baghdad and get ‘bogged down in the problems of trying to take over and govern … Read More

JeffJim Journalism du Jour

Ken AshfordRight Wing and Inept MediaLeave a Comment

Hey, maybe I will make this a daily thing.  From today’s fake news reporter website: While I am on hiatus from the White House briefing room, I’m going to post the question I would have asked had I been there.  It will be interesting to see if anyone else asks it. March 14, 2005 "On Sunday, the New York Times … Read More

“We Report, You Decide”, My Ass

Ken AshfordRight Wing and Inept MediaLeave a Comment

Not that this is "news", but . . . On Fox News, No Shortage of Opinion, Study Finds By Howard Kurtz Washington Post Staff WriterMonday, March 14, 2005; Page C01 In covering the Iraq war last year, 73 percent of the stories on Fox News included the opinions of the anchors and journalists reporting them, a new study says. By … Read More

Love Me Dooce

Ken AshfordWeb RecommendationsLeave a Comment

I just noticed that Dooce.com won the 2005 Bloggie Award for (1) Best American Weblog; (2) Most Humorous Weblog and (3) Best Writing of a Weblog. All well-deserved.  Dooce.com is the personal journal of Heather Armstrong, an ex-Mormon and all-around cutie.  Her blog has the rare distinction of becoming a generic word — "dooced" means "to be fired from one’s … Read More

Block That Metaphor!

Ken AshfordGodstuffLeave a Comment

Stupidity from Doug Giles: God designed Christianity to be a 4WD spiritual vehicle with mudders, a truck that brings life to the outback.  It is not a sensitive Miata that must be preserved from going offroad and into the bush. I’m just wondering . . . why didn’t God give Christianity bigger cupholders and DVD players for the kiddies in … Read More

Spamming God

Ken AshfordAssisited Suicide/Schiavo, GodstuffLeave a Comment

Mel Gibson wants us to "hammer God with prayers and hammer him hard." (Source).  All this to keep Terry Schiavo alive.  Now, I have many thoughts on the Schiavo case, but that’s for another day.  My point here is that I don’t think we should be "hammering God" with prayers, the way Viagra companies hammer me with ads for penis … Read More

Freedom on the March

Ken AshfordIraqLeave a Comment

Via Oliver Willis, who reminds us that the Bush Legacy marches on. War notoriously robs parents of their sons, but it also steals husbands and fathers, and increasingly wives and mothers. The Pentagon doesn’t keep these statistics, but using figures compiled by the Scripps-Howard News Service and other sources, NEWSWEEK has calculated that as of last week 1,043 American children … Read More

Revisionist History

Ken AshfordRandom MusingsLeave a Comment

From dribbleglass.com: The following are actual excerpts from history reports and tests from America’s finest high schools and colleges. Spelling has been preserved. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of huge triangular cubes. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The French Revolution … Read More

How To Write Like Conservatives

Ken AshfordRepublicansLeave a Comment

From the Tufts Daily (which I used write for): How to write like conservatives by Steven Ward In honor of Ann Coulter’s visit to Tufts last night, here are some helpful hints for all of you aspiring right-wing pundits out there. Follow these carefully, and soon you too could be a syndicated columnist dumbing down political discourse in the pages … Read More