As reported here, a woman in Dekalb County was pulled over and given a $100 fine for having a bumper sticker that read "I’m Tired Of All The Bushit".

Okay, it’s not a very funny bumper sticker, but it’s not obscene either.

Rumor is that the police officer then went into the woods, where he started nailing citations to shittemwood trees. 

Then he went to a local Little League game, where he ticketed a young kid for mishitting the baseball.   

Then he went to a church and fined a pastor for reading from Isaiah 41:19:

"I will plant in the wilderness the cedar, the shittah tree, and the myrtle, and the oil tree; I will set in the desert the fir tree, and the pine, and the box tree together…"

Oh, I got a million of ’em.