They got birth control in Lweezeena?

UPDATE:  The news of Jamie-Lynn Spear’s pregnancy (at age 16) has caused Britney and Jamie-Lynn’s mother to postpone completion of her book on parenting. 

I’ll type that again, just in case you missed it.

The news of Jamie-Lynn Spear’s pregnancy (at age 16) has caused Britney and Jamie-Lynn’s mother to postpone completion of her book on parenting!

Let me type that again, and say it in a slightly different way.

The woman who passed on her maternal instincts to her custody-challenged no-baby-seatbelt daughter Britney, and her 16-year-old pregnancy other daughter Jamie Lynn, will have to delay a parenting book.

The book was to be published by a Christian book publisher.

The jokes write themselves…