Contrary to rumors that Apple was going to announce the iPhone being available for Verizon, they instead just announced their new coolest thingee…. the iPad.

Think of an iPhone that's half the size of a laptop.  .5 inches thin, 1.5 pounds, 9.7 inch IPS touchscreen display.  10 hours of battery life, runs all iphone apps, has 16, 32 or 64 GB storage … see more here.

Good, presumably, for movies, e-books….