Yup.
Today Harold Camping, the Gollum-eared leader of the bizarre 'May 21 – End of the World' movement, explains in the following video that the imminent Rapture is actually all gay people's fault.
That's right, God doesn't like 'them.' So, after 6,000 years, or 4.5 billion years, He's about to enact the Final Solution.
Starting tomorrow He's going to torture almost every man, woman and child on the planet for five months, before He eventually kills us all. Who knew He hated those reruns of Will and Grace that much?
Here's the vid:
The timing is interesting, as Gallup came out with a poll today showing, for the first time in American history, that more people approve of gay marriage than disapprove.
Even conservatives (+3) and the 55+ crowd (+6) ticked up a bit, though the big change was in Democrats (+13) and indies (+10).
But Republicans? Zero. Zilch. Nada.
Guess they're going to be the ones raptured.
UPDATE: Camping, by the way, is the author of the book "1994?" — a book which predicted Christ's second coming sometime in September 1994.
Yeah, really.
Anyway, here's exactly what is supposed to happen starting tomorrow, according to Camping:
On May 21, 2011 two events will occur. These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be imagined.
A great earthquake will occur the Bible describes it as “such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great.” This earthquake will be so powerful it will throw open all graves. The remains of the all the believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God.
On the other hand the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed. The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description. Each day people will die until October 21, 2011 when God will completely destroy this earth and its surviving inhabitants.
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