SCANDAL-MONGERS: "The IRS is totally targetting conservatives by making sure the rich pay their taxes and that political groups don't get tax-exempt status when they're not supposed to. Obama must be behind all this because… OBAMA!!!"
IRS COMMISSIONER: "The IRS has had problems. We are addressing them."
SCANDAL-MONGERS: "But Obama is behind it all. He's got his fingers in every pot of the IRS, right? He's TOLD you to do all these horrible things, right?!? RIGHT?!?!?! Because OBAMA!!!"
IRS COMMISSIONER: "No. He's not involved in the day-to-day operation of the IRS. We are an independent government branch. I rarely speak to him. In fact, I've only been to the White House once in the entire time I've been here."
SCANDAL-MONGERS: "You're saying he's NOT calling you everyday and telling you to screw over conservatives?"
IRS COMMISSIONER: "He's not. Not even close."
SCANDAL-MONGERS: "Obama needs to be impeached because he's just LETTING the IRS go crazy nuts!! He barely even contacts them!! That's so reckless of him not to provide constant and persistent oversight of the IRS!! IMPEACH!! IMPEACH!! IMPEACH!!!"