Tomorrow is, of course, Passport Day — perhaps my favorite holiday except for Christmas.

No, it's not really a holiday, but tomorrow is Passport Day, where people like me with an old obsolete and therefore unusable passport can get a new one.

EXCEPT for the stupid government shutdown.  That's right.  Just like when it was too cold for Santa to deliver toys on Christmas, the evil stupid Republicans in D.C. are going to close down government today (and why are they doing that? Because abortions are baaaaad), so it looks like NO PASSPORT DAY tomorrow, kids!