For those of you who, like me, think that hip-hop/rap has been around waaaaay too long, I have some good news: that particular musical genre has officially died with this Christian rap song called "Christian Side Hug":

The side hug is a safe "Christian" way to show affection because, as we all know, the full frontal hug often leads to the mashing of genitals in a way that (I guess) creates accidental pre-marital intercourse.