Police in Jacksonville pulled over a nude driver:

He was driving on Suwanee Chapel Road and was stopped because the car was weaving in and out of its lane. Detectives released him after ordering him to put his clothes on and advising him to keep them on. "He gave no explanation … There is no law against driving naked so we had to let him go," Royal said.

Okay, but isn't there a law against weaving in and out of one's lane, regardless of how much (or little) the driver is wearing?