The California wildfires are not — repeat, not — the fault of al Qaeda.
We are now informed by the rightwingnut machine that the deadly fires are the fault of homos and gay marriage supporters:
They shook their fists at God and said, "We don’t care what God says, we will issue our legal brief to support gay marriage in San Diego!" Then Mayor Jerry Sanders mocked the Christian vote and signed off on this rebellious legal document to support same-sex marriage.
And then the streets of La Jolla under the Mt. Soledad Cross began to cave in.
They shook their fists at God and said, "We don’t care what the Bible says, We want the California school children indoctrinated into homosexuality!" And then Governor Schwarzenegger signed into law the heinous SB777 which bans the use of "mom" and "dad" in the text books and promotes homosexuality to all school children in California.
And then the wildfires of Southern California engulfed the land like a raging judgment against the radicalized anti-christian California rebels.
The preceding was from mind of "former homosexual" and "pro-family" activist James Hartline (pictured above).
We here at The Seventh Sense seriously regret the erroneous reporting in our earlier post.
RELATED: Former FEMA director Michael "Heckuva Job" Brown ("Brownie"), who handled the Katrina disaster soooo well, wants everyone to know he’s available for media interviews and advice.
Thanks, Mike. Don’t call us; we’ll call you.