Squirrels

Squirrels Still After Us

Just because I don’t write about squirrels as much as I used to, doesn’t mean I have forgotten about them and their nefarious plans to take over the world.

Fortunately, the Washington Post is also keeping tabs on these furry rats, noting a map from a website which shows all the electrical outages caused by squirrels since 1987:

squirrel outages

It should be acknowledged that some squirrels even were willing to sacrifice their lives in order to shut down the grid.

Decension In The Ranks

Long-time readers of this blog know that I occasionally write about squirrels, and their inherent evilness and diabolic plot to rid the Earth of all mankind.

Fortunately, there is good news to report.  Like the Republican party and Tea Party movement, there are signs that the furry rats are not getting along: