…this:

[I]ntroducing Voice Actions for Android. Voice Actions are a series of spoken commands that let you control your phone using your voice. Call businesses and contacts, send texts and email, listen to music, browse the web, and complete common tasks, all just by speaking into your phone.

Now I won't even have to use my fingers anymore.

Unfortunately, it requires Android 2.2 (Froyo) and my phone hasn't updated to the new operating system yet.

But it will… oh yes, it will.

Apple users will have this capability, too.  Of course they'll have to shell out a few hundred for the new iphone 5!  (Suckers!)