What I have been in the past year:
- Jewish floor shop owner (Little Shop of Horrors)
- Army psychiatrist or possibly a hallucination (Bug)
- Oily nightclub owner (The Full Monty)
- Unemployed steelworker and bad stripper (The Full Monty)
- Irish priest (The Full Monty)
- Repo man (The Full Monty)
- Gay latino dance instructor (The Full Monty)
- Bespeckled messenger from God (God’s Favorite)
- Loutish southern redneck (Daddy’s Dyin’ — Who’s Got The Will?)
- Racist southern redneck (The Foreigner)
I’ve had my wife walk out on me, been eaten by a plant, stabbed to death and set on fire, smoked crack, had a fireplace crash down on my head, done the macarana and led a conga line.
Hmmm. Sounds like a song cue….