Nineteen Mets Injured in Frenzy of Post-Game Finger Pointing

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Injuries include three scratched cornea, two punctured eardrums and fourteen badly bruised psyches.

NEW YORK, NY (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service)

No one knew precisely what triggered it, but suddenly the morgue-like locker room transformed into a furious martial arts flick, as fingers came flying from all directions. They came fast and they came hard and when it was all over, nineteen Mets — including two coaches and PR Director Jay Horowitz — were taken to a local hospital for an assortment of minor injuries.