O000000H, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

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MaureenEven in my randiest pubescent years, I couldn’t have imagined thissexual "hijinks" on the set of The Brady Bunch . . . between Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb:

Wholesome former THE BRADY BUNCH star MAUREEN MCCORMICK is set to reveal the beloved 70s TV series’ most shocking secret in a new book – she and her on-screen sister had a lesbian fling. MCCormick’s tell-all, Here’s The Story, won’t hit bookstores until 2008, but publishers are already buzzing about the big reveal. As well as talking candidly about her well-documented eating disorder and drug problems in the book, TV’s Marcia Brady will come clean about a romance she had with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan on the hit show. A source tells America’s National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. "This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. "It’s bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."

Eveplumb_2It kind of makes you want to revisit Jan’s favorite phrase: "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia".  Maybe she meant it in a longing kind of a way, rather than a whiny "I’m jealous" kind of way.

The mind reels.