…just as he’s saying (again) how much he supports Alberto Gonzales.

If that’s not a metaphor for something, I don’t know what is.

Wonkette snarks:

Reached in outer space Thursday afternoon, God said he made a little bird shit on Dubya “to show My disgust with this administration.”

After being shit upon, “Bush tried several times to wipe [it] off. ” But he failed.

UPDATE: Keith Olbermann: “Must’ve been a dove.”