Seriously, why is this guy still employed?

Here’s Mike Adams, professor of criminology at UNC-Wilmington:

Several years ago, I began writing columns questioning the so-called gay rights movement. I prefer to call it the “gay privileges” movement because gays are not presently deprived of anything that is rightfully theirs. A gay man has the same right I have to marry a woman.

Oy.

But here is the thesis of his latest screed:

There is nothing wrong with discriminating against a class of people who are afflicted with an emotional or mental illness that is relevant to the completion of a given task – especially if that task is crucial to the well-being of the society at large. That is why I am opposed to the idea of gays adopting or teaching our children.

The only problem is that the American Psychological Association has long rejected the notion that homosexuality is an emotional or mental illness.

But if we are going to set up absurd standards for who should and shouldn’t be teaching our kids, let’s look at this tidbit:

For the record, I have never cheated on my wife. I did, however, attempt to cheat on my wife one time. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get past Ms. [Ann] Coulter’s bodyguard.

In my humble opinion, anyone who wants to commit adultery with Ann Coulter has a serious mental and emotional problem, and should not be teaching.

Now here is "Professor" Adams attempt at humor.  He’s talking about criticism of his gay-bashing columns:

Frequently, the criticism would come en masse from gay groups who would post my columns on PRIDE websites or chat rooms at universities like UNC-Greensboro, which is also known as UNC-Gonorrhea.

Get it?  Because he took the "G" in UNC-G and changed it from "Greensboro" to "Gonorrhea".  Hahahahahaha!  That’s so funny and clever!  He’s like — I don’t know — Oscar Wilde or something!

The nutcase readers at Free Republic respond with typical bigotted homophobic approval, including this little gem:

UNC-Greensboro is very gay. Literally something like 50% of the male students are homosexual. However, if you’re a straight young man, you can be ugly and dumb and still have a harem, since 70% of the student population is female. Even after accounting for lesbians, you’ve got about 4:1 odds. I used to know a smoking hot young lady from my hometown who went there who always complained about not having a boyfriend.

And UNCGers out there agree?