Here’s the thing.  I’m too frantic trying to remember choreography moves, which is why I can’t remember many of the funny things said during rehearsals.  Be that as it may, some things stand out:

"I forgot the part where I scratch my kitty, and that’s why we got thrown off" — Female cast member during choregography rehearsal

"I like astroturf, just not on my nice baby ass."  — Female cast member during choreography rehearsal

More will come to me later, and I’ll update as necessary.

Meet some of the Debbie cast members (and their "inner celebrities") here.