CNN readers responded in droves, and the results are in:

5. "Seasons in the Sun," Terry Jacks (No. 1 for three weeks, 1974): "A melody you couldn’t play for your dog combined with inane lyrics" (Chris K.); "An all-time piece of dreck" (Darrell); "Having to listen to it is a season in hell" (Bonnie D.).

4. "I’ve Never Been to Me," Charlene (No. 3, 1982): "I want to punch out my radio when it comes on the air" (Larry W.); "Even the mush department at Hallmark would puke" (Eric and Linda); "I’m thinking that in her case, ‘Me’ probably wasn’t such a fun place to go to" (Brenda K.).

3. "You Light Up My Life," Debby Boone (No. 1 for 10 weeks, 1977): "How can anything so insipidly slow light up anything?" (Bob B.); "[It] sounded like it was thrown together on a rainy afternoon by a lovestruck adolescent" (Jan R.); "The musical equivalent of being keel-hauled" (Michael R.).

2. "Muskrat Love," The Captain and Tennille (No. 4, 1976): "A song about aquatic rodents doin’ the wild thing? Eeeeeew!" (Garland E.); "The name says it all" (Stacy D.); "I would pay good money to have its lyrics, tune, and even the fact of its existence erased from my memory" (Dave C.).

And the No. 1 worst song as voted on by CNN.com users:

1. "(You’re) Having My Baby," Paul Anka (No. 1 for three weeks, 1974): It wasn’t even close; Anka’s hit beat out "Muskrat" by more than 50 votes, a veritable landslide under the circumstances. As our correspondents raved: "How can a person not be annoyed by lyrics like, ‘You’re a woman in love and I love what it’s doin’ to ya’?" (Shauna M.); " ‘What a lovely way of sayin’ how much you love me’ — If that isn’t the most egocentric solipsistic revolting line of all time" (Stu S. and Andi S.); "I don’t know a woman alive who doesn’t cringe when it comes on the radio. I’m sure it’s banned in most countries around the world" (Gord P.).

Good — er, I mean bad — choices.

What about some others?

Other songs with sizable constituencies — at least 1 percent of the vote — included Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods’ "Billy, Don’t Be a Hero," Paper Lace’s "The Night Chicago Died," Starship’s "We Built This City," Richard Harris’ "MacArthur Park," Morris Albert’s "Feelings," the Starland Vocal Band’s "Afternoon Delight," the Archies’ "Sugar, Sugar," Billy Ray Cyrus’ "Achy Breaky Heart," Maria Muldaur’s "Midnight at the Oasis," America’s "A Horse with No Name," the Ohio Express’ "Yummy Yummy Yummy," Los Del Rio’s "The Macarena" and Don McLean’s "American Pie."

(If neither "Honey" nor "We Built This City," two songs that inspired this story, hit the top five, perhaps it was because readers were already satiated with them.)

Hey, I like "Midnight at the Oasis".